I google it first before executing anything chatgpt gives me.

Had a coworker do it in 2 hours increment, customer asked to have him removed from the project because even emails led to being billed for 2 hours.

Most of my coworkers use a Mac, I don’t, I get a day off.

Yeah, but then you have to use perl

I once wrote a script from beginning to end that executed correctly the first time I ran, I spent the next 30 minutes troubleshooting.

Oh my sweety, the client has refused to buy a UPS or make any change whatsoever to make the solution viable, because they are dicks.

I’m considering an entire career change so I don’t have to deal with shit like this anymore.

Same, and I was on windows. Constant disconnects or trouble connecting to monitors