

Back when Amazon Smile was a thing, I had Amazon notifications turned on (a prerequisite for earning charity donations), and had Tasker set up to automatically dismiss them so they wouldn’t bother me.
38 she/her or they/them or any pronoun. Cis woman… I think. I pretend to be an elf on the Internet. I’m mostly attracted to femininity.
I use tone indicators.
“Stay woke. Keep your eyes open.”
/srs
Back when Amazon Smile was a thing, I had Amazon notifications turned on (a prerequisite for earning charity donations), and had Tasker set up to automatically dismiss them so they wouldn’t bother me.
I downloaded the Amazon app a while back. The first message that popped up with a “join prime” screen. I very nearly tapped the join button because it was the only button on the screen and I wasn’t paying attention - I had to scroll to find the “maybe later” button. They seem to love their hostile UI.
Instructions unclear, can opener melted in frying pan. /joke
*shakes magic 8 ball* Reply hazy, ask again later.
Why isn’t Malcolm Tucker swearing? It’s an absolute omnishambles!
It’s official: CSS is for babies. I’m gonna be explicitly defining styles on every element from now on. /joke
Also available separately: Convenience Adapter™ that allows the iHandle™ to connect to the iMug™.
Nice 👌
Consectetur adipiscing elit :)
Colloquially it means “If you’d kept your mouth shut, we might’ve thought you were clever.”
It’s my favourite Latin phrase, and not directed at you btw. :)
Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses.
I’d be interested to see what their “next steps” will be in this case.
They have long since abandoned logic. Just let it burn, I say.
Do you think they have a problem with shitposting?
Defederation = the defederating server refuses to talk to the other server.
Imagine Hotmail and Gmail. Hotmail decides to defederate from Gmail. Going forward, any Gmail user trying to send mail to Hotmail will simply be ignored, and Hotmail will ignore any email bound for Gmail.