This is neither programming nor humurous. Wrong community.

Trying to figure out if that typo was intent9ional or not.

Thank you! I think you’re great too.

Jesus fucking Christ. It’s 2024. Sanitize your inputs people.

Fuck me. I forgot to pay daddy musk to be verified.

Boom. Nice shot.

This is entirely fake.

I’m sorry.

fucking golf clap

What the duck did I do.

I like the way you think.

Especially if you randomize the fade within a given range over time.

Lol

Fuck man, I don’t know what I’m going either.

That joke is pretty armless

Fuck. This picture is calling me out.

;)

This is how 80+math.floor(math.random()*30)% of all statistics are generated.

When people ask me what I do for a living I tell them that I furiously bang on a keyboard until the computer does what I want.

Gen X here. I am, indeed, irreplaceable. I have multiple conversations in a week about contract to hire, or other nonsense, in a week. I know what I’m about, I know what I can do, and I will not stand for this kind of stupidity in hiring.

I am more effective working at home. I have been doing it for 10 years now.

You do not want me in your office. My jibes are too much for the boomers.

To wit, leave me alone, I just want to quietly do my job, and I don’t need you blathering about it in my ear.