These people won’t leave because they’ve peaked already and also are on work visas

Just learn some computer science and regexes will suddenly start making sense

My work doesn’t really have any documentation so the way I find out how to do something is by Cmd+Shift+Fing the code for relevant things

Me: have you rebooted the system?
Customer: IT’S BASIC STEPS!!!
Me: so did you do it?

set -e

Yes. Generally, tons of major bugs in a production release are a sign of the company just not working right in general

With virtualization you might be running a 7000 year old software on the new hardware

Not worse than any other esolang

Ah yes, Elon Musk’s next kid

So, basically social murder (cw: natopedia)

Honestly the Jurassic Park felt a bit like a startup

I remember working in the office and the customer visited and took part in our task estimation meeting. We’ve spent about 3 hours in one block estimating their tasks because they had so much input.

I guess someone misled me

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For all AI’s faults, this is a bit funny

CI/CD is just git hooks with extra steps

Especially when there is absolutely no JavaScript in the stack

Nah, our tech stack is a loan shark who’ll come collect technical debt in a month’s time

Same with Proxmox. It’ll yell at you that you don’t have an enterprise subscription every time you go on the web ui

Assembly was easier to me than C/C++.