I’ve said for a while that platforms that allow you to easily move make me more comfortable using them, and ironically, more likely to stay around.

I didn’t even know VS Code was something you could pay for.

Also, are you using Discord bots for work?

Edit: Nope and nope.

My parents called me Basic.

I love slut protocols.

You alright Portugal?

It’s time someone wrote a JSON shader.

Most people don’t like the idea of a suicide machine.

A lot of people don’t realize that a ‘cut & paste’ is actually a ‘copy & delete’.

And guess what ‘deleting’ is in a consciousness upload?

I assume the excuse usually is that the prototype was unstable, so they had to ‘tone it down’. But of course, you as the awesome hero man can control it!

But you’re prepared for when it gets big! It’s inevitable!

I was trying to be more coy about it.

Must have been going rough.

Because you’re afraid to touch that one EC2 that’s been running for 3 years before you joined. You just ignore that ASCII dove the 3 times you’ve SSH’d onto it.

We hope the site is serverless and scalable, but we all know that he’s probably thrown it on a t2.micro without Cloudwatch, just to feel something.

You were born to deploy Kubernetes clusters.

Their microbrew.

Unity Message | 💀

I only program with LBP2 microchips.

Or tighter anus.