With a class name as vague as that you would have to add tons of information into the variable name.

Technically they did exactly that.

Production error nightmares, PEN. Seriously, sometimes, after working on a problem for a long time, even if rigorous testing in multiple testing environments by different people was involved, these still happen.

In that case we might as well call him the Architect or God, whichever flavor fits your believes best.

Which media player is that if I may ask?