Reminds me of how the local government forced my dad to retire early (public works employee). It makes me want to see every water main he ever fixed crack open again. At the exact same time.

I’ve long said that for anyone guilty of a capital crime, death was far, far too merciful. Honestly we need to start trying these rich healthcare exec bastards for manslaughter.

If I want to play a factory game where you need to build defenses I’d go play Factorio and maybe stab myself in the throat a little because that’s about how fun having to deal with enemies in a factory game is.

They do. They can’t lash out directly, so they are him as a legal way to do so indirectly.

Small towns, small minds.

The dude fucked a couch one time, that we heard about. You know it must be true since Jorkin Peanuts Vance denied it.

Select, right click, mark as spam.

I can’t believe anyone did this. It’s totally random (within pool of participants). There’s a reason it went away. Is the equivalent of “I’m feeling lucky” but with a smaller pool. I guess I’d you like random it’s fine I guess?

Florida Man Crashed Internet in All of North Korea

This is the weirdest star map I’ve ever seen.

So by his logic if somebody born rich becomes poor, then they automatically become dumber in the process? How very… insightful…

1. I am not made out of silly putty.
2. I am not female.
3. I cannot code.
4. I am 120% less flexible than her.
5. I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
6. I don’t want to.

I am not putting on my glasses and turning on the light at 4am. I’ll have a seat, it’s fine.

Looks fine to me. Just make sure it can pull enough air through those tiny holes. Might need to take a drill to the white casing to open those up.

One monitor isn’t true neutral. It’s broke-ass bitch. That’s me. I’m a broke-ass bitch.

I sure did. I was already tired of their terrible moderation policies and the arbitrary power some mods abused all to hell. Good riddance.

This is the guy that made the original avocado toast comment. He is prime eat the rich material of ever there was any.