It’s so you can have the New Turkey Mode

The only thing I miss from XP is the classic lock screen where it had your wallpaper and a login window in the air

I don’t trust Fuck (lol typo, it was an accident, f and d are really close!)

FuckFuckNo

When you’re nearing the terabytes range of RAM you should consider moving your workload to a server anyway.

Valid cert

That means nothing nowadays regarding authenticity

They should invest in Eastern Poland

Nah, one specific hardware where its manufacturer hasn’t written a Linux driver and no one bothered to reverse engineer

If your hardware lets you

I forgot Evernote was still a thing. Used it for a short while back in 2012 when there were not many decent note taking apps.