I have a Laravel app I’ve been maintaining for about ten years that will make you hate PHP as well.

I had one years ago with internet explorer that ended up being because “console.log” was not defined in that browser unless you had the console window open. That was fun to troublshoot.

Also me at work.

I open the text file where my powershell history is stored when the command I want isn’t recent enough.

There’s been a few times where I had to look into an issue and found a comment I wrote much earlier with a ticket number or link to a previous ticket that explains exactly why this new issue is actually the intended behavior.

It’s really helpful when the product owners clearly can’t make up their minds about what they want their apps to do.

I actually remember the teacher having us do this in high school. I tried it again a few years later and it didn’t really work anymore.

Jumping around to random features is how my ADHD brain works most efficiently.

You wanna know why this dashboard takes a full minute to load? It’s because it joins every table in the fucking database because some people can’t be bothered to look at a separate page for certain information.

There’s a mistake in the title. It should say “best”.

This is the first I’ve heard of this. Might be worth checking out.

3 months ago:

“Can you comfirm that each user account can have no more than one of these entities?”

“Yes. Definitely.”

Today:

“Oh by the way, we have some users who need to have multiple entities. Can you fix it?”

I’m bookmarking this for the next time my supervisor plugs ChatGPT.

Forget to run npm install?

If it were up to me, I’d say a catastrophic failure requires an “Oh Shit!” button.

In case any of those beans step out of line.