You guys don’t understand how hard it is to be a pm.

Jira changed “issues” to “work items” and to recover from that trauma I took another two weeks off.

You can mine for gold or you can sell pickaxes and shovels

Hah I was about to say that only bad part of startups that I’ve had was that you weren’t sure if you’d have a job six months from now. I probably just got lucky and jumped on board during the “throw cash at everything phase”

I’ll practice with a smaller banana to train my gag reflex