Yeah, explanation isn’t necessary. It’s more of a legal loophole argument, and essentially “try to sue us we have more money than you” mentality.

Analytics software like that has made my professional life so annoying at many times.

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As someone who has seen quite a lot of illusions, I haven’t seen this one yet somehow. Very interesting.

“Help, help, he’s measuring my velocity!” is my new favorite line

“Our recovery strategy is to just buy back the data from the hackers, it’s cheaper than making backups in the first place!” -This guy, probably