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  • You may joke, but that’s actually part of the legend of the bridge!

    The legend goes that a woman saw her cow grazing on the opposite side of the river.

    To get it back, the devil offered to build a bridge in exchange for a living soul.

    The woman threw a piece of bread across the new bridge and her dog went to eat it. The devil got the dog’s soul 👍

    Poor dog


  • I’ve been to this bridge. It’s the Devil’s Bridge in Wales.

    Here’s another angle, ripped from Wikipedia:

    The river underneath is insanely deep. Pictures do not do it justice just how much further it goes out of the bottom of this frame. You do not get out of there. That is death.

    The bottom-most bridge was built around the 12th century. How the hell they managed to build stuff like this way back then staggers me.













  • IndiBrony@lemmy.worldtoProgrammer Humor@lemmy.mlSTOP WRITING C
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    Fools haven’t even written it well! Translated:

    STOP WRITING

    • MEMORY WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE AESSED DIRETLY

    • YEARS OF PROGRAMMING yet STILL ODE IS STILL WRITTEN with memory vulnerabilities

    • Wanted to aess memory diretly anyway? We had a tool for that: It was alled “ASSEMBLY”

    • “Yes please give me NULL of something. Please give me *&* of it” - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

    LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respet for all this time, with all of the omputers we built for them

    (These are REAL programs, written by REAL Programmers):

    ??? ??? ???

    They have played us for absolute fools