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Sex isn’t the only kind of intimacy.

Nah, it’s more like a shriek than a buzz.

“Aaaaiiiii!”

99 reports of bugs in the code,

99 reports of bugs.

Take one down,

Patch it around,

137 reports of bugs in the code!

re-writes Diablo in Latin

Affected machines summon actual demons from hell

“3M’s fancy glue is too expensive.”

“So we switch to Elmer’s?”

“Also too expensive. Just mix some flour and water together for paste.”

“But s…”

“Don’t worry, we already have a plan to stop Elon from eating it.”

I don’t really see it as odd or different, because I understand that it’s not exactly a “yes” but a general sign of excitement. Haven’t you ever been so excited/happy that you just vibrate? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Perhaps two pigeons could carry the hard drive on a string. I’ve heard tell of swallows that have done this with coconuts.

Friends I know IRL: Thumbdrives.

Friends I only know via the Internet: Torrents or IRC filesharing.

Though knowing that a homing pigeon with a thumb drive is actually faster than the fastest Internet network on the planet, maybe I should simply invest in a coop and some pigeons. 🤔

If they can change the page to a message, then they probably have the access needed to redirect the URL.

Hey, Anonymous: You should make the url redirect to Mastodon.

My media server is called “The_Nexus.”

My phone when I host anything on it is “The Hackinator 9000” because I think it would be funny for a normie to see and freak out.

I never quite liked it as much as 1 or even 3, but it was genre defining back when it was new. People give a lot of praise for what Half-Life did for FPS, but Quake 2 did a lot of what Half-Life made popular, before Half-Life (by a year). It was also the first game, IIRC, to introduce reloading as a mechanic.

You’re from the future?! :O

I don’t know Rust. 🤷🏻‍♂️

(I mean, I don’t know a lot of Python either so I can’t even get the joke. 😞)

I wouldn’t think it wouldn’t be any more of a legal requirement than making sure you keep CSAM off your servers as with current laws, just now with deep fakes too.

You can play most vidja james with the graphics maxed out. At least @ 1080p on that one.

I just want to know that something new I subscribe to was added because it doesn’t always appear on my front page or recommendations, doesn’t show a thing on the subscription panel (assuming the channel is one of the ones visible without going into the whole page of subscriptions) and I don’t want to have to check every channel I subscribe to every time I am watching YT just to know whether or not there is anything new.

It’s not like the notifications go to my phone or anything.

I have them all set to all.

What surprised me the most was the statistic that only 3% of author’s views come from the subscriptions feed. This is wild to me because subscriptions are pretty much the only way I have ever used YouTube.

Considering that my biggest issue with YouTube is the fact that subscribing to a channel means fucking nothing now, it doesn’t surprise me at all.

Being subscribed to a channel used to actually inform you when that channel uploaded something new, every time without fail. Now, that system is a separate thing (the bell) and it doesn’t even fucking work 100% of the time. I subscribe to and have notifications enabled for about 13 channels that upload every single day; I only get notified like once a month about a random video whenever YouTube decides it wants to actually do the thing I have told it to do.

Like, I am subscribed to Technology Connections and have notifications enabled but this post is how I have come to know this video was uploaded.

Personally, I prefer Libre7up.