Lemminary

You are now banned from Blahaj Zone for blatant transphobia! How dare you exist and have different experiences.

Oh god, I’m not ready for the trauma and the emotional scars… D:

Oh, I focus mainly on web. ‘Forgetting’ to ship engines is my bread & butter. lol I see you meant React (+Electron).

Why? Its libraries are a few kilobytes each.

https://bundlephobia.com/package/react@19.0.0 - 7.3 Kb
https://bundlephobia.com/package/react-dom@19.0.0 - 3.6 Kb

And I’m sitting here uneasy thinking how the hell I’m going to compress my map data any further so that my entire web app is no bigger than 2 mb. 😥

I’d rather have the Rickroll, please 😐

*shifty eyes* Um yes

That’s why I take a screenshot of my desktop before something stupid just in case.

Alt theory: The guy you replaced failed miserably. Dave poked around but decided it wasn’t worth his time fixing. Instead, decided to look badass for the cameras and died a legend.

Float? Do you mean fax? Get with the program, old man

Yes, and? Get off my lawn!

Ah, right, the proxy evaluation that’s so famously effective. Lol

But I would expect a complete absence of spelling errors and typos. Because in programming these things count – a lot.

Let’s not exaggerate. We have many kinds of spell checkers, all kinds of autocomplete, code reviews, automated testing, linters, and compilers that won’t compile if something is spelled wrong. Spelling is the least of a programme’s concerns, as it should be.

Work smarter not harder

Or is being transpiled and doesn’t have a source map. 🥲

I know the streets are unkind which is precisely why I didn’t get my face kicked in growing up. So no, that in particular is not news.

That’s… normal?

That or he won’t, and will go on to create yet another one of those podcasts. The cycle continues. D:

It’ll only have blackjack and hookers.

Why are we dissing web developers? What is this bullshit elitism?