Gotta make it feel useful

Next thing you know, we get animated adverts on beach towels…

Please mark this as NSFL.

Seriously, who the fuck starts a conversation like this, I just sat down!!

WE CAN DO THAT!?!??

🏅

You’re gonna love HCF then!

Whaaaaaaaat!?!?

Yes, we do print. Many industries still need printed material.

That being said, call me old school all you want, but I prefer the feel of newspaper over any screen. Data, especially online data, is so easily lost. Print remains.

They said that about computers going to make books disappear forty years ago… They never printed so many books that attempted to explain how those damn computers worked!

Found the SysAdmin

The one originally written in COBOL?

That’s how HR sees everyone

Damn you got me, had already forgot about that

… D?

Just add the letters MZ in front, paste it all in Notepad, save file as .exe, then run it.

Sit back and relax.

That’s what she said

Hey, it worked, okay lol? And we were in the 70’s.