couldn’t post as they’re still trying to escape their selfmade hell. /s

:what^C^C^C^Z^Z^C^ESCFFUUUUUUUUUU...

well, I am using vim, but I don’t know how to use vim.

Am I vimming?

this is me, doing php and javascript on daily basis.

man, it’s been ages since I last saw this movie. Sober me’s todo for tomorrow: meaning of life, python. GET. ON. IT.

“20$ is 20$”

which said it first: kofi -funded developer or onlyfans star?

don’t we all? But we’re here to make boring business software for MBA’s

https://xkcd.com/323/ this? and the fact that most of my programming breakthroughs have come while in “two beers” territory.

edit: actually, no. MOST of my programming breakthroughs have dawned on me while sitting on the can. But second most is “two beers down”.

I’ve always thought the “buy me a cup of coffee” was a thinly veiled euphemism for “give me beer”

edit: also, I have contributed. There’s this one android app that works to translate between different wargaming/miniature painting paint brands (as in color matching), the dev straight up asks for a contribution for beer. It was so brutally honest I had to.

the “new” design is pretty much unusable on desktop too, imo. IF I absolutely must visit reddit, old.reddit it is.

Yep. Apparently outlook does this and afaik because some kind of link sniffing/scam detection/whatever, but it does it by changing the first characters of each query argument around.

We spent amazingly long time figuring that one out. “Who the hell has gotten Microsoft service querying our app with malformed query args and why”

https://www.gamingonlinux.com/2024/05/microsofts-new-recall-ai-will-take-screenshots-of-everything-you-do-freaky/

https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/windows/copilot-plus-pcs#faq2

installing operating system: 15 minutes, give or take.

give a name to the computer: 45 minutes

the plot of

in a nutshell?

needs few circles around the X in the corner too.

bonus points for subtly hidden dick and balls, though

I’m ok with timezones, but the guy who invented daylight savings time I’d slap to all the way to the sun

c’mon man, you forgot to call .EnableUltraWideSupport()

no, you must copulate with the shoes, do it. DO IT NOW.

Otherwise there… is definitely a tomorrow. But… you know, you do you.

because this is the internet, I’m not exactly sure what you mean with that… and frankly I’m scared to ask.

https://www.gumbies.co.uk/ it’s real all right.