MisterMoo

Because we live in a post-humanities hellscape.

It is an absurd statement to argue that the average cyclist on the average bike can sprint to over 30mph “without much trouble.” Maybe with a tailwind going downhill, and even that is, ahem, dangerous.

“Lede” I’ve heard because of the common expression “burying the lede.” You’re telling me “graf” is standard language for published articles?

This is such a great project! I can see how there’s a little room for clean-up on that long S. Plus the comma-looking apostrophe 😵‍💫. Although maybe that’s how that punctuation mark acted back then?

Don’t forget to go to iFunny.co for more humorous hijinks!

How does this comment end up under every post about Netflix? Take a look at their financials. They’re doing fine. Great, even. Their decisions may be unpopular with a tiny but vocal minority, but let’s deal in facts here.

Ut sementem veceris ita metes.

Programmer DESTROYS Facebook rep and the internet can’t handle it!

I copy content for /m/DunderMifflin, which is a tiny magazine for The Office that I founded and moderate. It’s easier to copy stuff over than to think it up yourself, natch, and having some new content there gives people a reason to subscribe and possibly comment. It’s not a long-term plan. I see it as a temporary measure to increase the legitimacy of the site.

Dude, congrats on being reaffirmed by a total asshole.

Which will never be a Tesla, unless I’m craving some 2017 era design.

For $90 billion. No wait; I want out of this thing. Something something bot accounts. Wait, it’s going ahead and this isn’t just some shitposting I did for fun? Ok that’s fine. That’s what I meant to do. I meant to buy it. I’m a billionaire after all. We must be smart.

Elon Musk will never notice or care about you.

They can’t show you ads if you don’t have their app installed.