Thanks for the heads up! I’ll check them out! :D

I’m starting to get nervous with this aging Netgear stuff that’s not getting updated anymore.

Actually, yeah, I edited above but it did have a little keyhole: Except the management office said it was for themselves alone.

That’s just…eegh…

LOL relevant meme attached:

Arlen TX

Weird coincidence seeing this right after finishing an episode of King of the Hill. LOL

“Yo man dang’ol smartlock open up man left my daggum phone in there tell ya what.”

“I’m sorry, can you repeat that?”

Are you sure EA or Ubisoft didn’t already beat you to it? Lol

Honestly I’m not sure, I only got a look at it when I was helping her move.

It’s tied to a wall panel on the other side that controls the whole unit’s lighting and thermostat and such though, and shows a doorbell cam.

Educated guess that it’s all tied to Amazon. Blegh.

Allegedly they’re just supposed to rely on maintenance to change the batteries so they’re not locked out of their home. Crazy.

Okay hang on…this could be a thinly valid use for “vibe coding.”

Is the only software for a particular use case proprietary, ad-ridden, and/or subscription forced, but you don’t have time to dedicate to an entirely new project?

Quickly throw together open sourced “good 'nuff” alternatives to big corporate software!

Put their own tail between their jaws and see how they like it.

My sister’s new apartment’s front door has a “smart lock”, hooked up to Ring, naturally. No keyhole, you open it with your phone. It also runs on batteries.

Do I really need to say any more? We were baffled.

EDIT: Correction - there IS a keyhole but the actual tenants don’t have access to it. Only the property management. Creepy. :|

“Routers using OpenWRT”

Every time I research this, it seems like nothing I can reasonably acquire can run it. Especially any WiFi 6 / AX devices. It’s infuriating.

Edit: Not the fault of OpenWRT, but how stupidly locked down everything is manufactured by design anymore.

This. SO many devices, especially networking stuff. It seems like they should just do their thing after plugging in and setting a few settings. “It’s so EZ!” says the box.

Nope, “scan this code to get this app, make an account, agree to all the things, register for spam…”

It’s disgusting.

The only upside to this state of things is that it keeps alive my fantasies of one day being a Watchdogs-style techno-sorcerer that can wirelessly hack anything that runs on electrons and a WiFi signal.

… Although the nightmare is that people far more evil can probably already do that.

That was my thought…

“Somehow they got the Plex app installed…”

Jellyfin somehow works on freaking Roku, even, and WELL. Just give the URL to connect to, they pick a profile, and boom, “Netflix who?”.

(Also, unlike Netflix, it’s not BOMBARDING my PiHole with a gazillion telemetry requests per freaking second holy crap NF calm down. It’s a treat when I have something I want to watch on my Jellyfin drives lol.)

Not gonna lie before I read your handle I thought these were all named after ways of passively-aggressively clearing your throat. 😂

“error: hostname must not be left blank.” lol

I just read this as:

you’re sat in front of a CEO

the fun stops.

Agreed. Lol

“Have you been to the cloud district lately? Oh what am I saying, of course you haven’t!”

Ha! Clever and humerus!

Like after specific Terminator models, or characters or…?

Lol just had a funny thought:

“What’s the server’s name?”

“Max”

T800@localhost: ping Wolfie
PING Wolfie (192.168.1.10): 65 bytes of data.
64 bytes from 192.168.1.10: icmp_seq=0 ttl=64 time=0.123 ms
64 bytes from 192.168.1.10: icmp_seq=1 ttl=64 time=0.110 ms
64 bytes from 192.168.1.10: icmp_seq=2 ttl=64 time=0.115 ms
64 bytes from 192.168.1.10: icmp_seq=3 ttl=64 time=0.118 ms
64 bytes from 192.168.1.10: icmp_seq=4 ttl=64 time=0.121 ms

--- Wolfie ping statistics ---
5 packets transmitted, 5 packets received, 0% packet loss
round-trip min/avg/max = 0.110/0.117/0.123 ms

“Your server is pwned…”

Slightly unrelated but when my family was remodeling our kitchen in the home I grew up in, we pulled the oven out and found the side of the cabinet had an interesting scrawl on it that must’ve been from one of the builders:

“When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer.”

I found it so amusing wondering what the motive behind that was. So I guess your hostnames kinda reminded me of hidden beer-related tradesman graffiti. XD

One possibility could be because in conventional “computer counting” in (most) coding languages, it starts at zero. Like if I make an array of things

[monke, chimp, peanut]

monke would be [0]

chimp would be[1]

peanut would be [2]

Once I learned about this concept I started naming enumerated things from 0 usually just to keep a kind of consistency. Maybe I think if it’s a habit, I won’t make those mistakes as often with code. I dunno. :p