Look, I do the work, and you ask if it’s done. Ask anymore questions and it’ll take another week to get it done.

I mean, maybe, but i also have horrible carple tunnel now.

HOWD YOU GET MY PASSWORD?!?

In plain text I assume right? You’re not crazy…

You joke, but one of the programs at my work we use legit doesn’t need credentials, just a username. That one’s a head scratcher to me.

Database schema = “Not fraudulant”, what’s so hard about that? Login credentials don’t even need to be encrypted if you say no fraud before you log in, and cross your fingers. It’s basic programming knowledge, come on man. Also throw some salt over shoulder and slaughter a goat for good measure just in case.

Omg, sign me up! I’m gonna put that script in production for a server used by millions of customers around the world!

Don’t tell me ghost stories right now, it’s almost my bedtime.

Yeah, imagine you accidently commit over weeks of work, or hell, if it’s the main branch, and you deleted the other origin branch prior to merging, it could be a lot more than a few weeks worth of work. The revert to a previous commit… shutters.

In my experience, people that aren’t easy to work with that aren’t already in charge don’t stick around very long.

You must not have worked for a dickhead expecting you ship software on Monday that takes months to write when you were given a week to do it.

Literal. Blasphemous. Don’t bring that negativity here.

Jesus, why’d you have to bring floating point and machine precision into the conversation? Now I won’t sleep. And the nightmares will be worse than before.

Always someone who needs to explain and ruin the joke…

Please kill me

No, you still have a PR to review.

Sir, this is a wendys.

Corollary, what moron wrote this…oh, i did.

I get annoyed if my pc isn’t restarted in 30 seconds now.

Don’t say stuff like that. You’re gonna give me a heart attack.

Did the person writing this have a stroke?