These freaks are really bringing me around to the idea.

I put “Simple Green” on my resume skills section. Cleaning isn’t a huge part of the job, but I knew they used that specific brand across the industry.

The interviewer mentioned it with a laugh. I got the job.

One should never skip dicks in the queue. It’s rude and they’ve been waiting.

“Yes I have, and I’m happy to do so again. For you.”

I have heard they share it freely.

Ha! As if real girlfriends don’t harvest personal data!