Spaghetti code ftw!
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Uhh… after 20 years of dev work… Fortran by a mile
Perfection
PattyMcB@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•If political issues had issue trackers...
15·4 months agoDon’t you dare lump me in with those sacks of crap
PattyMcB@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Ex-CISA head thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams 😆️️
5·5 months agoBecause the inept AI is surprisingly less inept than this moron.
PattyMcB@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Ex-CISA head thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams 😆️️
19·5 months agoAI WRITES broken code. Exploiting is is even easier.
PattyMcB@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Ex-CISA head thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams 😆️️
2·5 months agoI’m glad you left that old job. They were just lax and stupid.
PattyMcB@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Ex-CISA head thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams 😆️️
3·5 months agoNo. Her “theory” is full of garbage assumptions.
PattyMcB@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Ex-CISA head thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams 😆️️
9·5 months agoHAH… FUNNY JOKE!
PattyMcB@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•POV: The highest paid engineer at your company gets fired
21·5 months ago“Failure of leadership”
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PattyMcB@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I'm not sure, but it might be something about UUIDs
22·5 months agoWhere did i put that Spiderman x3 pointing meme?
The AI found issues with its own code
That JS one makes me unreasonably angry
PattyMcB@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The gamers have done it again, this time building a functional ChatGPT in Minecraft—but before you get too excited, it takes literally hours to provide a response
14·5 months agoAny Turing machine can recreate any other Turing machine, given enough time
I mean… prescient, but also very un-funny if true
Ah, so you know my ex
I read the writing on the wall and jumped ship
The guy is a treasure