Yeah but what about those 18 toed porn girls with stumpy legs?

There actually isn’t a single human programmer in the entire world. Every single one was fired and replaced by Grok, ChatGPT and Deepseek.

I know all my old friends who worked at Microsoft are now janitors!

That’s not bad. Mine was - day one: a little tired and things taste funny.

Day two through 10: slept 23 hours a day and ate food in the 1 hour I was awake.

And here I am, using Google messages, Facebook messenger, Whatsapp and line. And teams and discord. And steam chat.

Oof

I own a brother inkjet and it works fine, although it complained when I put the wrong brand of ink in it.

My grandfather told me he saw German tanks with a Ford logo on the western front.

He drove a Cadillac.

I use it at work all the time and frankly, it’s completely functional. I also prefer the Bing image search over Google images search these days… And I was a hardcore googler back in the day!

Reminds me, I need a pihole

What’s the cookie law?

You should try the Oahu Diamond Head hike then. Its like a half mile of hiking up a funicular track.

Lol 1 easy step

“Seem?”

As an architect this is honestly insane. First rule is to do no harm, but someone obviously is a psychopath, and thats the designer.

There is no way that thin metal can even structurally support a person.

Reminds me of early days of Linux.

You should ditch windows and switch to Linux! It has everything!

What I can I do on it?

You can compile your own kernel!

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