yep, a lot of apps are just repackaged chrome running a web page.

which begs the question to companies that require use of the app instead of just having a working website i can use on my copy of chrome/firefox that’s already on my phone…

why do you need hardware access to my device?

I still have to look up the exact syntax of ifs and whiles.

I’ve coded in bash for a while

They can pry my /ɡɪf/ from my cold dead hands.

/dʒɪf/ heretics can burn

hasnt that already happened with a data breach? i remember reading something about it

till the power goes out

it was at the time i wrote that comment (hence the screenshot). Reddit since came out and said there was an error. most of the banned subreddits are now back up

You don’t have to be verified to to post nudes on Reddit

Porn on Reddit used to be good but has been awful since the rise of OnlyFans. Now almost every post on porn subreddits is someone shilling their onlyfans using the same 5 second tease clips across dozens of tenuously related subreddits. If the exodus happens to Lemmy, that is what it will be here.

OF killed good amateur porn

Edit: Boobs is banned because it was unmoderated apparently. i haven’t checked the others in the OPs list. i’ve logged into my porn account and there’s plenty of large and small porn subreddits still around so i don’t think this was a porn purge

my main language is script java

from what i’ve read the russian guy was working for a sanctioned russian aerospace company or something

That sounds about 25 mins longer than i’m willing to call a standup.

if it’s not wrapped up within 10 mins of the scheduled start time something has gone horribly wrong

I think this is one of the smaller ones, mryia had a twin tail. this one doesnt.

This one is probs still flying

I’m so glad i got rid of my nvidia card. Having to reinstall the divers and kernel-headers every time my kernel updated was getting old.

I knew of falcond as the service that makes my work mac run slow.

Unfortunately, having a mac meant i didn’t get friday off unlike most of the rest of the company

Your code will be minified and your git history deleted

well i have my own coffee machine at home and i only go into the office like once or twice a year so i’m not THAT upset about it. i just dont get why they wouldn’t just move them from the old to the new office

Bean to cup coffee machines legitimately was part of the reason i took a job at my current company.

Then during covid they downsized offices and got rid of them all.

Now all we get is instant coffee…

scumbags…

i work for a big multinational and there was this woman who walks around with a little yappy thing. she’s the only one and i haven’t seen any rules about it in the employee handbook. i think she just turned up with it one day.

they also included an extra $262 in comps for having bet aggregately over a quarter of a million dollars.

Why do you have credit card debt that had to wait for a 5k gambling “windfall” if you can afford to slowly spunk 250k up the wall at the same gambling sites?

you have a problem… you are an addict…

I can’t figure out if this is a joke post or not

Yeah but then that would be human manure which is a little (although not much) more dangerous to use on stuff you’re going to eat