But… Teapot!

I think I couldn’t decide which one to avoid harder. I’ll go with both.

It’s probably more fun when you’re at school, shutting the teacher’s computer down.

I’ve never been a black hat, so I’ll never be a white one. Maybe a white diaper. But I think I’ve missed out, I would be very interested in this stuff, but nah, I’m too old for this shit.

I did that without needing a book.

You made me check it, and on my android device it’s 337 (just the app). Jesus Christ.

This wasn’t a branch waiting for approval, this is main.

Seriously, fuck Excel for this. I always hate to look up function names in German.

More like php, VBA or Scala. I know, many like Scala, but… Nah.

I like boobs and I came in contact with way too many horrible languages ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

*visual basic for applications

I don’t say this is good practice, you shouldn’t even be able to merge to main with failing tests. I’ve implemented an emergency flag to do this, but I don’t want to use it in normal, daily business.

That’s what the pipeline is for. It’s not that hard to pinpoint the commit that lead to the errors.

The language of the gods!

Yeah, I know. But it would be interesting to know what they used.

I’m curious what they are using. It’s pretty hard to set up modern frameworks so bad they’ll allow that stuff. I mean it’s possible, but significantly harder than doing it right.

Geez, and I thought they reached peak idiocy.

“Still no girlfriend? When marriage? When grandchildren? Marry her, she’s a doctor!”

Shut up! I swear I’m switching to Emacs if you don’t stop!

We switched some months ago, so that bullet flew right by as well. But it would have been really funny with almost all devs on a conference.

I’m not sure about the being ok part, but I as a human being will never be able to be excited like a Labrador puppy. Except maybe on drugs, but I don’t know which would allow that level of joy and neverending appetite.

I’m fat already, so that might be a good thing though.