Wait, so this isn’t a testosterone supplement?

Do commercial airline seats count?

My parents, like 30 years ago, once locked their oven door by using the self-clean. They had to call a repair man to come unlock it.

Right? You could probably find just the frozen carrots. Some people, SMH.

They’re sentient, and they hate you.

Hey, I was released in 1982!

Golden brown is however seared you like it, as long as it’s cooked, and there’s no pink. Cooking is not a science, unlike programming. Personally, I like a good crusty sear.

…you understand carrots don’t have skin, right? You’re just removing the dirty part.

Yes, most of my jobs have had people who take vacation.

Have you heard of Digg?

I’m confused why you’d be unable to create copyright characters for your own personal use.

You had me a “Sydney Sweeney reveals”.

I’m sorry, you were saying something about mental derangement after posting this thing? Jesus.

So you’re saying if the Android messaging app were to suddenly change its security overnight, the bubble colors would change by default?

Fucking WHHHHHHYYYYYY? WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT BUBBLE COLORS?

I’d ask for the formula for cold fusion and all the required knowledge. That way I could save the earth, and also be super famous.

Well, I’m banned there after after a comment about the Orange One, so…not really

I’m not sure you have the firmest grasp on what an OS is.