Plot twist: you use AI to perform the interview and do the job for you.

“Good news! It was just a mild sprain!”

“What’s the bad news?”

“Your advanced AIDS is making the rabies even more difficult to treat.”

…would have made a whip and negotiated with profiteers the old-fashioned way.

Everybody cheer! Nevermind why we have one in the first place.

Not only that, but I bet she got a pizza party in her honor and they only charged employees $5 per slice!

Dystopian? They’ve briefly averted the orphan crushing machine! It’s cause for celebration!