Old memory management.

Also freshens your breath.

Gonna need a Threadripper to get the most out of NewTube.

takes seed and gives it a single gentle kiss

then plants it in the rainforest I’m growing under my house

A national fork? In Russia?

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

Programmers have it so easy nowadays.

You should try programming in BASIC on the Atari.

Roblox would never pass a child review. There’s literal gambling on that shit.

So many dongle failures, and so many sprung tension latches.

Great… now I can’t remember my PIN.

Tech Priest Litanizer

I’ve known more than one sysadmin that has done this.

Send in the ASM knights.

Started using it at a techno-necromancy job I had. Once I realized that you could use it to do things that Windows made needlessly difficult, I was hooked.

Should be a trunk line disconnect switch that kills both power and data. And if your manager is cool, then it’s a guillotine switch.

Illuminated Binary Manuscripts.