Also, it still counts as pushing straight to prod if your PR reviewer gives it a once-over and stamps it with “LGTM”

No need to search when you already have someone you wanna pin it on.

The inflated sense of self is an important way to phrase it. I’ve known execs who weren’t excessively self-confident, but I’ve never met one who didn’t massively overestimate how fucked the company would be if they left.

Most of Adobe’s formats are just gzipped XML

I’ve heard technical interviews are just as much about seeing how you approach a problem as they are about you knowing the answer beforehand. But apparently seeing what I do and don’t need to google is not included in that sentiment.

Error correction? Uhhh, yeah there’s probably a checksum in there somewhere.