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If you’re lucky it might be cut with something cheaper like pure cocaine

No, we sell water usage data to water companies, so they know when to put water in the pipes!

That printer is a 2000’s HP LaserJet

I learned more about how computers work from them than I did in all my schooling.

Most of the best QA folks I’ve worked with had teenage children.

I imagine dealing with developers is similar.

At 4:30 pm on my last day at my previous job my boss asked me to email a customer something.

I left that shit on read

The best way I’ve heard it said was “if a woman can make a baby in nine months, then nine women should be able to make a baby in one month, right?”

Makes sense. I’m fully dockerized so I’ve got that going for me

Plex stores its metadata in a special folder, and I’ve got the *arr stack managing the actual media files, so I think I can run them in parallel.

Looks like I’ve got a project for the weekend! Jebediah’s just gonna have to wait to go to Jool.

This might be what it takes to at least get me to install it.

Do they live well together with the same shared media library?

Also, are there audiobook clients for Jellyfin?

I’ve met people who think their desktop PC is the “hard drive” but they’re all over 60.

And JSON is pronounced “javascripton“

Join your ship’s surgeon for an evening of Boccherini duets

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box (open a port)

Nothing so fancy. Just some postgres machines to show off different recovery modes

My job let me buy a bunch of Pis to set up a cluster for a demo so I’m having a lot of fun

Our Nazis have way less style

Stalin had a nasty habit of putting some of his best designers into gulags. Von Braun probably would have ended up in one of them.

I tried to rewatch the whole thing and could barely make it halfway through season 2. It wasn’t very good when it was on and doesn’t really hold up that well

If that’s the case I highly suggest you check out Golang. It’s got strict types like Java but it’s a lot more intuitive and expressive than either Java or C#.

My favorite language is Ruby, for those same reasons, but Go would be a better fit for someone who likes strong typing with a certain je ne sais qoui.