Well, you have the timestamp, band and song title.

I believe in you, you can render the intent behind my post

Reg me : You have to focus and debug this code sober, even though you tried everything

Palpatine me : DOPE - THRONE

the c++ team is a sacrifice I’m willing to make. can we just shoot Brendan Eich in the head if he’s not in there too?

The bug persists, preparedness for the bug has ceased.

dev teams usually :

What’s the worst that could happen,people won’t die

this guy :

17 years working with hospital patient data

must be high pressure work.

you know what, fuck you.

un environments your development

edit : disintegrates your development environment?

Becerdik Patrick! Ülkemizi kurtardık!

I want to see their unironic attempts, maybe they’re useful to me at least if they’re not better.

The fundamental mental model is the same.

It’s not the fundemental model that I have a problem with for Regex, it’s the fucking brainfuck tier syntax

I suppose you could write functions like, startswith, endswith, alpha(4), or something like that,

yes.

but in the end, is that better?

YES.

startswith('text');
lengthMustBe(5);
onlyContain(CHARSETS.ALPHANUMERICS); 
endswith('text');

is much more legible than []],[.<{}>,]‘text’[[]]][][)()(a-z,0-9){}{><}<>{}‘text’{}][][

I swear to god,someone must have written an intermediary language between regex and actual programming, or I’m going to eventaully do it before I blow my fucking brains out.

The touchscreen controls and displays in SpaceX crew capsules are web based.

ok, but a real spacefaring organisation though? One that isn’t run by a fucking idiot?

you forgot the part where you have to rebase your branch and that causes merge conflicts that were resolved later but somehow still persist.

TFW you want to do things good, slow and expensive, but management makes you do them fast, cheap and crap.

For your entire career.

Please kill me

Modify this to be less funny but relevant:

Ludwig Boltzmann, who spent much of his life studying statistical mechanics, died in 1906, by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on the work, died similarly in 1933. Now it is our turn to study statistical mechanics.

various obscure Indian Engineers have spent their lives learning shitty Business Software, just to make ends meet have created works to share that information and to line their own pockets. Now it’s your turn to learn shitty business software so that you can make ends meet.

I am desperately trying to get a new fucking client and fighting the urge to drink myself to death

not really.

One guarantees you X, and you can earn +y, scaleable to (not really) infinity

the other starts you at x and you lose -y until you reach zero (not really, minimum wage)

Your paycheck will reflect the same amount of money regardless — and if it doesn’t, you may want to find a better employer. 😅

bruh, the scenario you’re describing is meant to be “code shipped = bonus pay” not “code not shipped = less pay”

NPM : what am I, chopped liver?

Fucking mathematicians

The I pod was a mistake

oh god, you’re making me think of the difference between a procedurally generated level and a randomly generated one.

The fucking generative AIs don’t even have anything to stop it spewing crap