My wife’s job has all of those amenities, too! Well, it didn’t at first, but she’s been 100% WFH since covid. She’s got an office with a window, cats in the workplace, lunch is brought to her straight from the kitchen, and she can even take breaks to go on walks with her family during the day.

Oh man, my whole desktop experience used to be themed. I would spend hours finding the perfect skins.

Oh good, I’m better than the average man in something.

Sync.

I’m confused.

You’re down with the Gitness?

Because everyone means “alphabetize” when sorting numbers.

If it’s infinite (up to the current human population), we’re all tied up on the tracks. Unless we’re leaving out the exact number of people that would bring it to approximately the full population, I guess.

As long as I’m not on the tracks, I’ll take the hit and kill one instead of risking a potential genocide.

RTFD, or something like that.

Ah, that makes sense. I mean, it doesn’t make sense, but it makes more sense than looking at this as an actual map.

Oh, this is good.