There’s so much duplicate code my head hurts

You can short their stocks

I can and I do

*trollface*

I don’t see why they opted for such an exotic language in 2025

Just one more reason to do your coding in Word.

Oooh, that is tempting. The main pain would be center justifying the code. Perhaps if it was left justified…

AHAHAHAHAHAHA you couldn’t make this up

I take it that he dictated the book to his therapist from a state of paralysis.

Who thought of that and how have they managed to sustain their core bodily functions this long?

Just wait till they get Lemmy on their iPads

Some German words are self-aware

Bruh why does it feel more natural in German.

Finally, a language where CamelCase feels natural

You might like this article about additive economics, although imo it would only be viable in sectors where there is no longer scarcity.

As an aspiring generalist myself (that’s just how my learning process works) I’m concerned about this

That’s so inefficient. You realize you can scroll using the spacebar?

I’ve caught the whiff of some Linux too…

lost+found

The only thing I hate about rust is how it does not respect my hard disk. It downloads all the dependencies and staticly links them into each project. Hrrrrrr

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