I have spent the past 20 years cultivating a variety of tones in which to utter my standard reply to such nonsense:

“Cool. You do it then.”

Honestly if any site demands my phone number it can get fucked.

“You don’t know what you’re talking about 💩💩💩”

Took out the fans for the aesthetic

Not just america, my inlaws In Australia think he shits pure gold. They were quite upset when i referred to him as “the perpetually khold idiot manchild” last Christmas

My boss is notorious for this. There is a part of his brain that’s just driven to self sabotage.

I see issue, i tell him i’m gonna focus on fixing this, suddenly i get a slew of emails from him about other shit that’s not critical in the slightest that needs to be done.

Get a fucking hobby, mate.

The manager began to explain in detail some of the obstacles to relocating the servers to Portland. “It has different rack densities, different power densities,” she said. “So the rooms need to be upgraded.” She started to give a lot more details, but after a minute, Musk interrupted.

“This is making my brain hurt,” he said

the man hailed as a tech genius, everyone!

Get her a universal remote, seamless experience

You don’t change standards to fix bad code

If only one browser runs it, it’s not a standard

I code raw html in notepad as god intended

Single browser open? Lemme fire up a dozen .exe processes there…

No IT major would fuck the syntax like that, this is a script kiddie hooting through a mouthful of cheetos

Some grad included unecessary libraries held over from them dorking around on a testbed that cost the company $40,000 and blew the code out tenfold

Last time i watched youtube unprotected it had a higher fcking ad frequency than television. And they were put in the stupidest places imaginable, making the video unwatchable. And i’m fucking genx, so i grew up way before the concept of avoiding ads.

There’s funding your product then there’s just being a piece of shit

The ol’ master/ slave configuration again…

“Their rules” are basic security precautions

Marvellous. Fuck US work culture. May it die a swift death.

If they tried this in Australia Fairwork would go so far up their arses they’d never come back out. I’m presuming Germany has even more robust worker rights

The unannounced inspection visits by top managers were obviously not well received. “You could just tell by the aggression,” Demmler continues. “By having the door slammed shut. By being threatened with the police. By being asked if you don’t have to make an appointment first.”

Jesus christ imagine being this oblivious.

“We harassed workers outside of their work hours and they were mean!”

There will be a lawsuit and it will be hilarious to anyone with the vaguest concept of workers rights