Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]

Huh! I had no idea. Thank you!

Could you elaborate on that? I’m not up to date on FOSS / open source licensing.

As somebody who once worked at an ISP: they absolutely do that, and it isn’t illegal. In fact, ISP’s host many of Ookla’s speedtest servers. The less infrastructure your test needs to go through, the better the results will be—there’s nothing faster than a network that’s communicating with itself.

Consider the OneLobster009: you don’t have sex, because you’re a weirdo. RIP in pepperonis.

If I can’t type /pizza in EverQuest to get a pizza to wizard itself to my doorstep, I don’t even know what technology is trying to do anymore.

You can tell a real programmer made this because it’s unreadable.

You’re objectively wrong on both points, but go off.

Oh my gosh, that’s messed up. And you can’t even turn it off??!?

What? Where? I haven’t seen an ad in Firefox since Carter was president.

Narrator Voice: It was, in fact, written by a corporate bootlicker.

Nobody wants to post anymore. We used to have big posters. Huge posters—the biggest posters, many people are saying it!

How the fresh fuck is this even a thing still? Even back in the 90’s I heard dudes making gags about “Uncle Ben Hot Rods”. You know. RICE IT UP!

GET IT? They’re shitty race cars made by a shitty race who only makes cheap stuff!

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