TomMasz

Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

Joined at the hip.

It’s old and ugly, the worst tool you can use for anything, and unkillable.

A decent compiler will optimize this into return maybe;

It’s like product reviews. The people leaving a review are either angry about the product or are so pleased they feel a need to tell the world about it. Most people, on the other hand, just use the product, have a perfectly average opinion of it, and don’t feel a need to tell the world. What makes things seem awful or great is you don’t usually know what percentage of the overall customer base they represent. Fifty bad reviews can be a red flag or noise depending on how many customers there are.

Future technician trying to solve a problem by reading the machine log: What. The. Fuck?