Oh, come on.

Like who here hasn’t had the Secretary of Defense text you their entire war plans, including personnel, weapon systems, time, and place around lunchtime?

Do I need the /s?

And will be instantly added to block lists.

No no no. I’m sorry.

That’s Canada.

Then shadow the fuckers and ping the fuck out of them.

But remembering stuff is hard! Gall-dang!

Rule #1

Never get high on your own supply

Rule #2

See Rule 1

There’s some speedballs behind those eyes.

They could save $226 million per year by cutting the fat at the very top.

“Busy doing ketamine now, check back later”

So SkyNet is gonna have an Australian accent?

Crikey!!

I bet Wish Version Lex Luthor in the thumbnail photo is extra crunchy. Bears like that because it helps clean their teeth.

Better check those panel edges, son!

There might be g a p s

And it came back lol. Wild man.

It did the same for me.

I clicked on the link then went back and the description calling it conservative was gone.