When all you know is a hammer…

…you can’t touch this

Somewhat relevant xkcd

Guess all those SEO pranks came back to bite you in the ass, huh?

Yeah, I was already in my late teens when I got my first phone, so I have no doubt you benefitted from learning young compared to me lol

Or, even better, an off-brand Discman 😄

I had absolutely no trouble until a slight delay on the iPod but had to give up a little later as my elder millennial ass forgot how to type on an old school Nokia 😄

Wayne Gretzky? 🤷

Been looking for a decent keyboard app, gonna try this out for sure 🙂

Probably is. That doesn’t usually stop Amazon, though…

I’ve no firsthand knowledge about it, but I’ve been hearing a lot of good stuff about Godot ever since Unity shit the bed

What is this, a low stakes Inception remake?

Naturally.

At least his heinously critical mom still looks young, I guess 🤷

Although most would probably count it as a negative that she looks to be the same age as her son.

Or maybe it’s an unintended aspect of the art style and I should stop overanalysing everything like a goddamn moron, like MY mom keeps telling me 😉

I’d definitely watch that version of Taken, especially if still stars Liam Neeson 😂

That reminds me of a t-shirt a Danish comedy metal band put out which, translated to English, says

“Club 664: the satanic cult for stupid people” 😁

I know that’s not the definition being referred to, but it being called a discriminator is tragically hilarious in this case 😁

Discordian? You mean you base your belief system on the books of Terry Pratchett? 😉

Only to have to do it all again when some dude from Staten Island named Mikey is poped

That’s very true and I am intellectually aware, but I have an annoying habit of sometimes being overly optimistic when it comes to assuming good faith so that I miss some that should be obvious lol.

Then again, it’s usually the me calling them an idiot rather than a liar, so they don’t get a pass either way 😁

He definitely would. Dude is so sheltered or allowed to be so wilfully blind that he doesn’t even know that neo-nazis exist and are a significant problem and he’s calling OTHER people privileged 🤦🤯

Edit: I read on and found out that he was just a fascist pretending that he and his buddies are just misunderstood normal conservatives 🤦