Why would a programmer own a printer? I almost never print anything and when I need to I just go to a library.

Except if the game is designed to be multiplayer-only, but even then we should be able to set up our own servers. If the original Half Life could do it in 1998 then why can’t we do it now?

Star Trek (at least from TNG onwards) is a dystopia who’s inhabitants have convinced themselves is a utopia.

Especially if they’re .zip files full of military secrets.

We got Gimp 3 before The Winds of Winter.

Real programmers code with TTL chips.

Jinkies!

Isn’t that what they did in Superman 3?

This is why big projects back then can take decades to complete.

Good thing that’s not a problem anymore.

If you’re trying to get from Missouri to Oregon and you end up in Wales then you’ve got bigger problems.

Good thing I’m sticking with GDScript.

A derivative of Minix.

Or at least that’s what Microsoft’s lawyers said.

Yeah, I think he’s the Fourth Physician.

Before January 1, 1970?

No, it looks like it returns a boolean.

99.000004%

Hey, no cursive here, this is a family instance.

You need to upgrade your fibre.

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Revolver Ocelot

I wish I could go to sleep at any time of day with just a bucket.