But can the robot bullshit the pm during standup as well as I can?

This is what it looks like when I’m working on Jenkin files.

I have scripts to ssh and grep my logs across multiple VMs. Way faster than our crap Splunk instance. Pipe that shit through awk and I can find anything!

I used dslinux for running irssi to chat on irc years ago. I’ll have to check and see if it boots up.

Look no further https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-instruction_set_computer