Usually, some type of pun based on the hardware.

Yes because I made a mistake and realized what I said wasn’t relevant.

Make sure everybody owns a a Nintendo DS, then load up Pictochat.

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Retroarch box for your TV?

You can buy a USB blu-ray drive for like $50.

Rather than build a computer, check out NAS devices.

My Synology NAS does everything you mention except ripping, and you can rip with any computer that has an optional drive.

A NAS is lower power than a tower server, and many are designed to let you swap hard drives.