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FUHHK YEWW ahm GATORADIN’

Indeed. “Go ‘way! BATIN’!”

Every headline, ask yourself, why did this headline make the cut? Is TikTok worse for the climate than, idk, cars? Who benefits from this news being published? Who is being punished by it?

Then you start to see how much most news is… well. decide for yourself

Does McDonald’s sell hot dogs? 🤪

Well. They NEED us to revile him because he’s a hero. & they really need to keep us tiny poor insects obedient

WHAT. GAME. IS IT.
Or don’t waste everyone’s fkg time Jesus

(Don’t) Look Around You

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I was celebrating the signup / binge / cancel pipeline, but now I’m realising: a next step they could use to prevent that would be putting caps on your watch time, like “you only get 20h of content a month” or something.

Wouldn’t be a surprise to see this. I’m callin it now lol

Someone bought ALL the thrift store DVDs in all my small city’s thrift stores, like four of them. People are starting to know that self-ownership is where everyone is going

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Ok I’ll explain like you’re five. You’re wrong. It has lots of times. There are things you don’t know until you read more about them

Honestly they’ll probably redo it with a different name & hide that they’re doing it. A year from now when the PR crisis blows over. (LOOK OLYMPICS!) Let’s be honest. The cost of these things for a tech giant is a fine they can pay, 10y from now

Good for them. Know who else prioritizes security? Me doing Kon-Mari on half my software tools & reinstalling only the ones that bring joy onto a Linux distro. good god it’s so much easier now.

It reeks of 12 year old boy saying “FART” to make his friends laugh

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Oh hi anyone who monitors my posts accusing other users of being potentially disinfo bots — as if that totally isn’t a thing we all know about at this point

As an AI language model, I am unable to provide you with 10 years’ worth of experience gluing pizza, but my experience in synergy will innoventually provide CompanyName with profits unbounded by physical laws!

I never DREAMED Amazon would take away my content I bought! Just because they erased the novel 1984 off of everyone’s Kindles a few years back doesn’t mean leopards would eat MY face.