Jesus, Buddah, Spongebob! I don’t have time to be picky!
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I think I would’ve no—
Oh my!
In this case the developer hasn’t designed this with the user in mind. Their rock is clearly too small for the user to sit on comfortably. Therefore it’s the dev’s fault.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyzOPto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•POV: M$ releases a new VSCode versionEnglish
1·9 days agoYeah, I thought that, too. But to be fair, I can’t think of any missing feature.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyzOPto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•POV: M$ releases a new VSCode versionEnglish
2·9 days agoIf you have htop installed, run it in a terminal and click, for instance, the column headers.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyzto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Meta: what the fuck is up with the broken admin bot?English
12·18 days agoFuck, yesss!
bleistift2@sopuli.xyzto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Beware the IDEs of MarchEnglish
1·26 days agoVSCode has shat out a shitty update too, reportedly freezing the editor several seconds at a time.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyzto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•When your API client is just Excel with a ‘Send Request’ buttonEnglish
2·28 days agoThat’s the first response I’ve received that actually made sense.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyzto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•When your API client is just Excel with a ‘Send Request’ buttonEnglish
46·29 days agoThe only people keeping his legacy alive are those who incessantly bitch about the meme template. Without you, he would just be the “‘change my mind’ meme guy.”
bleistift2@sopuli.xyzto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•When your API client is just Excel with a ‘Send Request’ buttonEnglish
1·29 days agoI occasionally use curl, and it’s annoying when you have secrets that need to rotate regularly or you need to change the middle of a URL. Also: Fuck quoting in the shell.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyzto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•When your API client is just Excel with a ‘Send Request’ buttonEnglish
98·29 days agoThat guy gains nothing by people using the meme template. Most memers don’t even know about the controversy. So why is it bad to use the template when it’s so detached from the original dude?
bleistift2@sopuli.xyzto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I love password based loginEnglish
163·29 days agoI forget. Are passkeys the access method that prevents you from logging in ever again if you lose access to a device?
bleistift2@sopuli.xyzto
Linux@programming.dev•Why Flatpak Won and Snap and AppImage Didn't. - Cameron KnauffEnglish
10·30 days agoRecently I wanted to uninstall $thing. Couldn’t via the package manager. I had forgotten that it wasn’t a native package. So what was it? *scratches head* Flatpak, snap or Appimage? Aw damn, it’s an AppImage. Now where did I put the binary? *scratches head*.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyzto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Alright nerds, who can guess what this RegEx matches?English
13·1 month agoWhatever this is supposed to match, I bet the bycatch is bigger than tuna fishing.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyzto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Alright nerds, who can guess what this RegEx matches?English
24·1 month agoAs visualized by Regex Vis [1]

As visualized by Regexper [2]

The regex fucks with the markdown, so I had to put them in code tags:
[1]
https://regex-vis.com/?r=%5Cb%28%28%3F%3A%28%3F%3A%5Ba-z%5D%5B%5Cw-%5D%2B%3A%29%3F%28%3F%3A%2F%7B1%2C3%7D%7C%5Ba-z0-9%25%5D%29%7Cwww%5Cd%7B0%2C3%7D%5B.%5D%7C%5Ba-z0-9.%5C-%5D%2B%5B.%5D%5Ba-z%5D%7B2%2C4%7D%2F%29%28%3F%3A%5B%5E%5Cs%28%29%3C%3E%5D%2B%7C%5C%28%28%5B%5E%5Cs%28%29%3C%3E%5D%2B%7C%28%5C%28%5B%5E%5Cs%28%29%3C%3E%5D%2B%5C%29%29%29*%5C%29%29%2B%28%3F%3A%5C%28%28%5B%5E%5Cs%28%29%3C%3E%5D%2B%7C%28%5C%28%5B%5E%5Cs%28%29%3C%3E%5D%2B%5C%29%29%29*%5C%29%7C%5B%5E%5Cs%60%21%28%29%5C%5B%5C%5D%7B%7D%3B%3A%27%22.%2C%3C%3E%3F%C2%AB%C2%BB%E2%80%9C%E2%80%9D%E2%80%98%E2%80%99%5D%29%29[2]
https://regexper.com/#\b((?:(?:[a-z][\w-]%20:)?(?:\/{1,3}|[a-z0-9%])|www\d{0,3}[.]|[a-z0-9.\-]+[.][a-z]{2,4}\/)(?:[^\s()%3C%3E]+|\(([^\s()%3C%3E]+|(\([^\s()%3C%3E]+\)))*\))+(?:\(([^\s()%3C%3E]+|(\([^\s()%3C%3E]+\)))*\)|[^\s%60!()\[\]{};:'%22.,%3C%3E?%C2%AB%C2%BB%E2%80%9C%E2%80%9D%E2%80%98%E2%80%99]))
bleistift2@sopuli.xyzto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•My new static, multi-page calendar applicationEnglish
7·1 month agoContinue waving that around if you want to get murdered by every programmer in the world simultaneously.
bleistift2@sopuli.xyzto
Linux@programming.dev•Who Writes the Bugs? A Deeper Look at 125,000 Linux Kernel VulnerabilitiesEnglish
1·1 month agodeleted by creator



I don’t know who is password, or why is password, or when is password, but I do know where is password, and it’s out there!