

“it was written” URL
links to a YouTube page
“it was written” URL
links to a YouTube page
Probably the AI company that recently revealed that they just had people in India doing work their AI was supposedly doing.
“Nature, uh, finds a way.”
Also, it’s bespoke. That should add another zero.
I’m not crying, someone’s cutting garlic.
I feel like there might be an emerging market for a car company that makes new, safe cars with very low tech computer systems.
Ah who am I kidding, I wish there was a market for all kinds of functional-but-not-enshittified products out there, but the complete lack of them shows the entrenched powers that be will stomp out any attempt to upset the terrible status quo.
Smart developer: let’s make the label an 8 inch square so it won’t fit in any mug.
I’m gonna guess the original version of this joke said “crashed” instead of “fell over”, cause then it would actually be ambiguous enough for the premise to work.
Time to find out if someone else has access, and can make a copy and send it to you, and then you can play dumb about where/how you got your copy.
A view is a saved query that pretends it’s a table. It doesn’t actually store any data. So if you need to query 10 different tables, joining them together and filtering the results specific ways, a view would just be that saved query, so instead of “SELECT * FROM (a big mess of tables)” you can do “SELECT * FROM HandyView”
Somebody tell this dude about views.
Wasn’t there a study that found if you tell people you’re working on something, you get the same brain reward chemicals as if you actually did it and told everyone? So if you tell people before you’re done, you might just go “meh, I’m good, the rest sounds hard”. Or something like that.
What’s a ghost’s favorite data type? a BOOlean!
I’ve also found that when you ask it to show someone “drawing a bow” they end up with a strange mix of a pencil that goes up to their cheek, and another weird stick going perpendicular to whatever they’re doing, and other weird bow-related artifacts. It’s pretty funny. (At least with SD 1.5)
I wear them because they are comfy and I can’t accidentally tie my fingers in the laces, thank you very much