I remember there was a pretty funny prank program that would make the user’s mouse pointer leave behind little poops on the screen at random.

I imagine the ability for an app to watch me take a shit consumes about the same resources regardless of platform.

We wrote it wrong on purpose, as a joke.

Time is a flat circle

The efficient use of memory is an efficient use of memory.

True

Make it even jankier with uncalculated variables.

I’m just an old fart programming a neopixel as a hobby.

Remember in the old Internet days there was that programmer that designed his own sleep coffin so he could take naps in his cubicle?

He is free to stop hiring if he thinks that way. If unemployment jumps it’s because business is in the shitter.

Pay for dinner

I rotate between 4 websites for content essentially.

I knew someone that had the null set tattooed on felt they had made a deeply philosophical statement by doing so.