Indeed. I’m starting to think I can’t trust what that Musk guy says.

That’s weird, I thought I used SQL databases from government agencies regularly. Guess I was mistaken.

At least modern hardware runs the spaghetti code much better than Windows XP used to run.

Changing stuff and seeing what happens. If you change two things the universe will let the problem be fixed, because that leaves you uncertain which thing fixed the problem.

All this computer stuff is a complete useless scam for sure.

Your files are now my files. Pray I continue to let you access them.

What the fsck?

But when your brain is fascinated by all that has to happen for those screens and meetings to happen, it can still be an interesting job.

Yes that is what I thought too. Google is still good for looking up movies and games and such, but for tech stuff and shopping it has noticably declined.

Who better to compile a binary than the person that wrote the code?

It’s bad when an operating system keeps giving you a screen full of options and the best answer for every single one is No.

I think the reasons are they are pushing a competing product.

I know it’s like high school and college party life, I’m trying to figure out if they’re just random or from a particular group of people.

Pragmatism is putting tomatoes with the vegetables because of taste, which is one of the most important parts of food.

I’m the last person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time!

At home and at the shop where I work. At work the drives are actually stored in a Faraday cage.

Two hard drives of the same size, one on site and one off site.

Gotcha, responsible site owners should not be tracking you if you decline cookies.

How does that work though? The cookies are presumably based on things like your IP and browser metrics, which a site gets from your browser. If your browser throws away the cookies then on your next visit you aren’t volunteering that you’ve been there before. But the site can still likely figure it out, but without the cookies it isn’t as certain. With well-constructed cookies they can be almost 100% sure you’re the same visitor.

Yo Joe!!