I was gonna say fear and greed, but opportunism might encapsulate it better. Either way, pretty much the two strongest driving forces in America.

Never be hungry again with this one weird trick

It’s just like reducing COVID testing so we don’t have as many cases. If we don’t monitor the climate we can’t say that it’s changing.

He’s a narcissistic grifter. He gets satisfaction from making money and a feeling of superiority for screwing people over in the process. No amount of money will ever be enough to fill the void of his missing humanity.

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking this

notify the store of your location

Um, my location is gonna be not in that fucking store

CPFB (Corporate Financial Protection Bureau)

I choose to believe that this is not a typo but that they will, in fact, create some bureau and give it an initialism that doesn’t match what it stands for

Smarter workers will demand pesky things like better working conditions, fairer compensation, competitive benefits, possibly even unions. We don’t want any of that, just grind your bones to dust kthxbye.

/s

Yeah, it’s probably more akin to a rental or timeshare setup (or so I’ve heard).

I wasn’t raised on a ton of “breakfast is the most important meal of the day” propaganda to start skipping it now, dammit