Jokes on you, the Fed has been running that bottom program for years.

Some times my game engine needs a wake up run, then an actual run.

Gonna need a whole auto converter thing to make sure that requests for “ps” “play station” and “new play station” all get converted to same thing!

Ooh this is actually a good learning example.

Kids will have their wish list that’s another table that we wanna reference. Then of course do we have the name of the toys in the table, or simple reference “Toys” table.

Also need an address table as some kids get Santa gifts at more than one house…

I mean I agree with the vibe of that image but holy niche.

Look, it’s me.

Just let me rewrite ONE report from scratch so it doesn’t check a specific unindexed table that it doesn’t actually need to check and causes the report to be killed by MSQL because it takes too long to run.

Please just one rewrite. Please.

Just one little crystal report.

I have to stop by there every now and then because I’m looking for something and the answer is on a reddit post.

But for daily chilling/posting I’m all for Lemmy.

narrows eyes

Look I don’t “think” that was me this last few weeks. I’m pretty sure my support engineer butt was smart enough to check resources before blaming RAM…

But it totally could have been me, and in that case I blame dev.