AI is already hurting their bottom line, but they keep fantasizing about the future gains, that actually will not arrive. Ever.

Clearly LLMs are the future, poised to replaced all the jobs, except the jobs of CEOs.

Exactly…

That’s nothing, I wrote the code to return if the input is even or not in 1M lines of code.

Number of lines of code written is a shitty metric to measure productivity.

What could go wrong?

Same. Everything about that description sounded really dystopian.

LLMs belong to the same category. Seemingly right, but not really right.

All of them.

Damnit Escher. Not in my code too.

https://schwab.ic6do.com/phish_6FibC7_new_message_alert

Okay it’s pretty funny.

We have automated environmental destruction.

This. I love scientific computing and would honestly love working in the field.

All programming problems are a skill issue.

Narrator: Programmers were never not needed.

“usually die of an aneurysm when they begin to learn how to use templates.” I felt that.

Microservices are just a collection of monoliths connected through even more code.

I can assure you, it’s not. There are many, many config flags not mentioned.

And failing super hard…

I just wrote something similar for decoding binary asm instructions.