Someone patent this so we can sue anyone who tries this shit

Found the answer to this here

Writes custom parser in python to automate removing semicolons after braces. Figures out a preprocessing hook to execute it automatically from java compiler. Starts extending it for other things. Misses deadline. Extends it for more things. Gets fired. Ends up with a full python -> java compiler. Posts project on github. Gets made fun of.

Just cuz you’re all NAT’d up doesn’t mean you’ll be left alone.

It’s a kind offer, but my head is far too hard

For quick data parsing you’ll have to pry it from my cold dead hands im afraid

😔

Then you got guys like Alan Turing who couldn’t even talk about how they saved the world eavesdropping

I use perl, but everyone hates me and would rather rewrite my little scripts in python than bother changing a single line

// TODO: for wild capitalist fantasies only, rework before building entire economic systems around this

if IsCEO() {

openGoldenParachute()

}

It’s amazing how much work goes into cleaning up code before you feel comfortable posting it to a mailing list that you would never even bother doing for internal-only stuff.

I can also contest that this is a config

As with the sexual connotation here, the temptation is not rooted in long-term considerations like future maintainability

It’s a guest house, in their yard. Yes I understand that yard is probably larger than most, but the definition doesn’t change just because it’s a rich neighborhood. And the point is this isn’t some house bought in some working-class neighborhood to make money off rentals while driving up prices and gentrifying the area, it’s a guest house on a property the family already owns and lives on. Hence why the “late stage capitalism” tag seems like a bit of a stretch.

Interesting that lacking a rental permit is somehow grounds for continuing to have someone living on the property rather than further grounds for eviction. I wonder if you’d apply the same logic to a room you listed on AirBnB to make some extra money off unused space without researching permits requirements.

It was Airbnb, but because of repairs he agreed to extend her stay beyond the reservation which is why she is now being considered a tenant.

The is their guest house. The owner’s family lives on the property.

There are many far more impactful examples of late stage capitalism than a Airbnb renter squatting in some family’s backyard

We’ll fix it in post-production

The answer is writing a program that writes the variables dynamically to a file and including that file into the source file that uses them.

No need to thank me folks I’m just trying to make the world a better place.

My cultural identity is based around freedom to acknowledge reality, and this genuinely offends me to my core. Maybe acknowledging reality should be made into a religion of some sort so it can be given similar protections? What would be a good name though? Sentientness? Existence?

Obviously they should be using syntactically correct JavaDoc format here so the voice messages can be converted to HTML

And that’s how rappers became the top programmers in the industry