Single responsibility principal and dependency injection are your friends.

First day in the human race?

Well because they’re built to hook you up with their storefront where you can buy a my little pony gun for a third of the price of the game. And then play a fps asset flip game in front of the poors.

It’s when they make you do like 20 of them. Bitch you already stopped the DDOS let me see my balance fuck.

Hmm … Better pigeon hole clients into only using the teabag.

“Why can’t I put the label in the water?!”

I tend to do the most embarrassing sitcom shit possible when someone is watching me do something I’m an expert in.

Once I get some extra money to fuck around with my computers, everything is becoming foss. Fuck Microsoft.

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I’m drinking water as we speak and none of you can stop me!

Decades of solved programming issues.

I don’t post there anymore, though.

var context = getContext();

Seriously. If Elon shut down Tesla tomorrow all these engineers would be building electric cars at other companies.

There was literally a go fund me to make her a billionaire.

Also, every single Kardashian was made by the oj Simpson trial and that sex tape. Her cosmetics business made itself.

I’m physically incapable of doing code “for the sake of it” something has to piss me off enough to want it automated. It’s stifled my theoretical knowledge but I can do a thing if I need to.

It’s a good thing I have a big project to occupy my time. No shortage of problems to solve there.

So now in addition to “right to repair” we now need a “right to break” so companies can disappear off the planet if they try this shit.

It’s not douchy to say God isn’t real. That’s your insecurities talking.

waves magic wand computer science!

Are civil engineers known to eat off people’s plates?

Lmao I didn’t even question it until I read this.

Singletons:

Me: O_O;